Nigeria Threatens to Leave Africa!

Abuja - Following the expected loss of AU chairmanship to Boni Yayi of Benin Republic, President Goodluck Ebeble Jonathan’s administration today threatened to breakaway from Africa and form an independent continent of Nigeria.

In a terse press release signed by Mr. Reuben Abati, Nigeria stated:

"Since Africa does not consider our President, Dr Goodluck Ebele Jonathan good enough for the Chairmanship of the African Union, then Africa does not deserve our presence on the Continent."

Following the statement, Africa's most populous nation has given the AU an ultimatum of 1 week to regroup and crown GEJ the head of the prestigious union otherwise there shall be consequences.

The press release also advised the advisory body of AU not to bother trying to contact GEJ on the matter as it is non-negotiable. The document pointed out that the Nigerian president is currently too busy negotiating with more important personalities like Boko Haram who the AU should not force him to exile to their countries.

Meanwhile, ministers, cabals, and members of parliament are believed to have secretly convened to decide how Nigeria’s breaking away from Africa should be organized to ensure that the Igbos and other Southerners do not use the opportunity to slip away into the Atlantic with their oil and also form their own continent.

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Weird: A woman lives with her two husbands

We’ve seen polygamy, same-sex marriages and even threesomes. But what about the polyamorous? Defined as the practice of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the full knowledge and consent of everyone involved.

Jaiya, aged 34, lives in the same house with her two lovers – Jon Hanauer, 49, and Ian Ferguson, 44, along with – get this – the baby she’s had with Ian. And the thing is that the men are perfectly fine with the arrangement. In fact, both men helped Jaiya deliver the baby at home. And now Jaiya is looking to add more lovers to her collection. Hear her:

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“I’m looking for adventure at the moment, so I might want to find another partner in the future. But I’ll always have a relationship with Jon and Ian, however that evolves.”

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Weird and Funny News - Only in Africa(10 pics)

Africa is not like anything else, it’s unusual. Life, routine, relationships everything is very different from things what we are accustomed to.

 

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Students study Beyonce for a diploma

A US university is offering students the chance to study for a diploma on pop star Beyonce.

Rutgers University, in New Jersey, says the course will explore the social and cultural significance of the Destiny's Child singer.

Her husband, rapper Jay-Z, has already been honoured with a Georgetown University sociology course named after him.

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The course, 'Politicizing Beyonce', will allow students to explore the singer's alter ego Sasha Fierce, and debate the extent of control she has over her own image.

They will also debate whether her persona is an outlet of female sexual empowerment or merely complying with western gender stereotypes.

In charge of the course is Rutgers PH.D. candidate Kevin Allred, explained the importance of the course on the university's website.

"This isn't a course about Beyonce's political engagement or how many times she performed during President Obama's inauguration weekend," he said.

"She certainly pushes boundaries. While other artists are simply releasing music, she's creating a grand narrative around her life, her career, and her persona."

Students will also discuss other iconic female singers including Lady Gaga, Billie Holiday and Nina Simone.

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sex addict: Woman reveals she has slept with more than 1,000 men

A 42-year-old woman has notched up more than 1,000 lovers, and had already chalked up 40 by the time she was just 17.
Crystal Warren, a retail manager from Brighton puts her sex addiction down to witnessing the painful breakdown of her parents marriage when she was five-years-old.
'People don’t usually associate sex addiction with women,' Crystal told the Daily Mirror. 'We’re normally the ones accused of making excuses before the lights go off but with me it’s different. I think about sex all day.'

Self-confessed sex addict Crystal Warren has slept with over 1,000 men

At the weekend she says she often leaves the house in the middle of the day to find men at pubs or coffee shops to pick up and take home.
On a bad day she has admitted to having sex with seven different men in 24 hours, sometimes a few at a time.
With such a high number in just one day she confessed it was difficult to fit it all in, and would sleep with a man in the morning, one at lunch and then as many as possible in the evening.Miss Warren lost her virginity when she was 15 and believes she became a sex addict almost instantaneously.
The feeling of being wanted by her first lover drove her on for more and more sexual experiences and shortly after her first time she was having sex with new man every other month. By the time she was 17 she had slept with 40 people.

Addiction: Warren knows people call her 'easy', and assume she's a slut but they are unaware it's something she cannot control
She didn't think it was a particularly high number for one so young as she assumed all the girls in her Somerset village were doing the same.'I didn’t know 40 men was more than most women sleep with in a lifetime. All I knew was that I felt good about myself when I was having sex.'When she was in her 20s she put her overwhelming desire to have more and more conquests down to simply having a high sex drive.Looking back she says, she should have realised she was in the grip of an addiction.Miss Warren claims she has always practices safe sex. She isn’t able to have children but ensures she doesn’t contract any STIs.In line with other addictions MIss Warren says if she doesn't get what she wants she feels moody and frustrated.

Crystal Warren is unable to have children but always makes sure she practices safe sex to avoid STIs
'I’d begin to feel hungry for sex,' she says. 'I’d go on the prowl for men on my lunch breaks. If I didn’t manage to have sex I’d be unproductive all afternoon. If I go without for a few days I start to feel desperately low, depressed and lack energy.'She says people assume she is a slut but she insists the addiction means it is out of her control.When she was 35 she noticed all her friends had begun to settle down, so she decided to begin dating younger men. This had the added benefit as they had the energy to keep up with her huge sexual demands.She has even joined a specialist online dating website which helps her find men who can keep up with her high sex drive.It was only when she hit 40, and her best friend turned her back on her did she finally confront her addiction. 'I know I’m a sex addict, but I can’t face getting professional help. Sex is the only thing that makes me feel good about myself. I guess when the men start saying no, I’ll stop having sex. I know some people must think I’m a terrible person, but believe me I’m not proud of myself.'

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